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Hat tip to Kools for this one. We all knew this day would come (well, either this or an angry boyfriend would shoot him), but Tucker Max has finally thrown in the towel. After a decade of well-chronicled debauchery, he’s giving it all up because he…wants to get married and have kids?

Fuh…what???

It’s true. And to that end, he’s in therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. To work out…well…mommy issues. I have to admit that I’m a little disappointed.

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